They are to be congratulated on pulling this off–and passing 90 cops without a ticket at speeds that must have been well in excess of 120 miles per hour at times to overcome gas stops and city traffic and such.

My, my. It seems almost, ahem, unbelievable.

I do not find this claim credible.

But I suspect the yobos did SOMETHING…perhaps they subtracted time spent fueling/eating/wanking in the washroom? Still doesn’t explain their ability to average almost the max speed limit all the way across the country…

Could it be they decided 65 miles an hour was a reasonable speed to assume, whilst sitting at home, did the math to determine the travel time and then just stayed home–spent the 107 hours drinking awful beer and lying about how many women they’d been with? Then CLAIMED to have made the trip?

So…here’s my suggestion–it is also not credible that a group of men that age would go ANYWHERE like that without a digital camera or at least a camera phone. Post the photos, boys…doesn’t have to be all 48 states, just enough to convince we skeptics out here who actually HAVE made this trip before.

Oh, yes, did I forget to mention? In 1982…

Yes…I have the photos to prove it and, no, despite going 100mph OCCASIONALLY, we did nothing even close to 107 hours, although we, too, only stopped to fuel car and eat.